"marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman"
"Uh, bleach, lighter fluid, ammonia, gasoline, I dunno. Lady stuff... Plutonium..."
If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
just another day casually scrolling tumblr
certainly nothing interesting goin-
wait. is that what i think it is
DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING
Casually scrolling Tumblr,Sees this post,
TT: Let’s rock.
all around me are familiar faces…
I swear, I ignored the notes and thought the gigapause was over.
What the fuck
I have spent a good many years since ― too many, I think ― being ashamed about what I write. I think I was forty before I realized that almost every writer of fiction or poetry who has ever published a line has been accused by someone of wasting his or her God-given talent. If you write (or paint or dance or sculpt or sing, I suppose), someone will try to make you feel lousy about it, that’s all.
Stephen King, On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft (via maxkirin)
It will always just completely blow my mind that people are still giving Stephen King shit; that this man has actually been ashamed of any of his work. Yes, not every single thing he writes is pure gold but fucking hell this is the man who wrote Carrie and Shawshank Redemption and The Shining and Pet Cemetary and Misery.
I work in a bookstore and I have to listen to too many people putting down his work saying he’s just mass producing, that it’s just pulp - and it seriously pisses me off. And when any of the new kids I hire ever says “ahhhh Stephen King is overrated” I ask them if they’ve ever even read him and if not I tell them to read The fucking Stand and then try to tell me that this man is not a bloody amazing storyteller.